Captain's training log
If they had bikes it might have gone something like this:
Stardate:01/29/09
We have landed on a newly discoverd planet and will explore on our bikes.
Kirk-Where are we Mr. Spock?
Spock-Sir it appears to be Wenger Road. Shall we bring our powermeters Captain?
Kirk-No you fool ,we don't need such things, we are a highly advanced life form.
Kirk-What is this white stuff on the surface?
Spock-It appears to some form of ice crystals.
Kirk-It's attacking my rear derailluer.Get it off now!
Spock-But how Captain?
Kirk-I have an idea, drop your pants Spock.
Spock-That is illogical Sir.
Kirk-Bones, Do you have any ideas?
Bones-Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bike mechanic!
Kirk-Scotty, get over here! Urinate on that thing before it freezes up.
Scotty-Eye eye Sir!
Kirk-More Scotty, more!
Scotty-Eye Captain, I'm giving 'er all she's got!
Kirk-Good work Scotty, we are clear. Engage warp speed to Mount Eaton.
posted by Experthasbeen @ 12:21 PM
2 comments
2 Comments:
Dude. That is probably one of the funnier things I have read in a while. I'm not sure "warp" and "Mount Eaton" have ever appeared in the same sentence.
Although, there was an episode of Star Trek where these brown, pancake-like creatures jumped off the ground and onto the crew's faces. Looked a lot like cowpies to me. Perhaps they were actually filming in Wayne county?
ok i know people are driving slower but shouldn't you be doing something while your at work?
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