I want 1 million Euros!

Dr. Evil Fuentes


















Well just like a bad venereal disease, Operación Puerto just won't go away. As this festering sore gets re-opened once again, I just can't wait to see what kind of infected slime oozes out of it this time. Dr. Evil Fuentes has really got to be feeling the heat now and hopefully a jail sentence is looming in his near future.













Recently implicated in the puerto affiar is the hot new climbing phenom, Mini Pantani. He is rumored to have been working closely with Fuentes in his preseason training. Mini is a test tube baby created from the DNA of recent Tour winners in hopes that a genetic freak 'super climber' could be produced. The experiment went terribly wrong when Floyd's bloodline was introduced. "Apparently all those years of Amish inbreeding really messed up the DNA cocktail", reported Fuentes.