The Seven tours cult

Come my children, let us get away from all these haters. I have prepared a place of solitude where you all can worship me. I have purchased the Waco compound dirt cheap from the county fire sale, and we can all live there in harmony. Of course I had to have a new fence installed to keep those USADA bastards from coming in an stealing my tour trophies.

We love you Lance, can we all have your babies please?