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Taken from Der Kaiser's Myspace page....no shit.
Jan Ullrich's Interests
General: I like to ride the bike. I enjoy crushing the weak. I enjoy driving my enemies before me and hearing the lamentations of their women. I enjoy triumph. I also like puppies. To eat.
Music: Wagner. Rammstein. German Marching Songs.
Movies: The Empire Strikes Back.
Television: I enjoy watching myself ride the bicycle on TV, crushing the souls of the weak. I do not enjoy watching the OLN on the TV, where the announcers swing from Lance Armstrong's testicles as if they were a trapeze.
Books: What is this, books? I do not read the book, I am too busy grinding the hearts of the weak people to powder with the mortar and pestle that are my massive thighs.
Heroes: Darth Vader. Eddie Merkcx. Julius Caesar. Conan the Barbarian. Martha Stewart. Jan Ullrich.
On the local front, I am anxiously awaiting next weekend for my first race of the year. I feel my form is coming on quite well and my legs felt good at this week's Wednesday Night World's club ride. I even won the sprint. I you have known me for long you will realize just how unusual that really is. I just hope the trails dry out soon, because I really don't feel like racing in the slop.
2 Comments:
i like him better now.
Empire Strikes Back, Darth Vader, crushing the souls of the weak, hating the announcers who swing from Lance's one testicle like a trapeze... This guy is my new hero!
Belmont
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